Nickleback frontman admits he likes chin-nuts

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There's an old saying that you can take any guy, regardless of how ugly, give him a guitar, throw him onstage, and women will line up to fuck it.
The person below me enjoys a good spanking.
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not all women are like that, haha. just the special ones.
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Here's the final verse of "Rockstar" that was censored by the record company.


Now that I'm finally a big rock star
I don't haveta blow myself, anymore
I had to get my knees up behind my head
Twisted like a pretzel, upon my bed, if my
Dick was just a little longer
And my back was just, a little stronger
I could deep-throat my meat, who needs a chick
If I could only swallow, my own fuckin dick
Hey hey, I used to suck my own cock
Hey hey, I used to suck my own cock
You don't shoot a man in the dick!
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hahhaaha
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I like Nickleback. That last album was pretty good.....
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Bag wrote:Here's the final verse of "Rockstar" that was censored by the record company.


Now that I'm finally a big rock star
I don't haveta blow myself, anymore
I had to get my knees up behind my head
Twisted like a pretzel, upon my bed, if my
Dick was just a little longer
And my back was just, a little stronger
I could deep-throat my meat, who needs a chick
If I could only swallow, my own fuckin dick
Hey hey, I used to suck my own cock
Hey hey, I used to suck my own cock
Bag you should rewrite all of their songs and start a tribute band.
Good stuff!
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