someone's gonna get mad i posted this.....

[DrumAndDestroy]

word is, she's heavily sedated, chain smoking, and spending 14 days in this state...

I'll take, August of 2008... all 31 days, on the Rockpage death pool for Britney.

i take november...my birthday month

[songsmith]

Here's my advice to Brit:
Pay your dues. Just kidding. About 6 or so months ago, hell, about 6 YEARS ago, you should have moved to Idaho or Wyoming, to a giant ranch, where you could have spent your money in calm and quiet, and raised your kiddies in relative obscurity. Every ten years or so, you could have come out of retirement and dropped another crappy record, to make a few more bucks. Instead of having your publicist call paparazzi when you go clubbing on a Tuesday night.
Wear underwear. Ordinarily, a hottie going commando is a good thing, but I think we can agree in hindsight that having the most famous coo in the world isn't as much fun as you'd think.
Never, ever drive any kind of motor vehicle.
Don't use your own mother as a parenting role model. She effed up.
Embrace the gay male community. It worked for Bette Midler, Madonna, Reba McEntire, Cher, Diana Ross, Celine Dion, and Judy Garland. Then again, those women all had some discenible talent.
Finally, Britney, if you need me to throw you some Johnny-lovin', you know, just to give you a shot of self-esteem and get ya back up on that horse, well okay, but bring a condom. Ewww, bring two, I'm gonna hafta double up in case the first one breaks. That's good advice for anybody. ---------->JMS

[BDR]

Here's my advice to Brit:
Pay your dues. Just kidding. About 6 or so months ago, hell, about 6 YEARS ago, you should have moved to Idaho or Wyoming, to a giant ranch, where you could have spent your money in calm and quiet, and raised your kiddies in relative obscurity. Every ten years or so, you could have come out of retirement and dropped another crappy record, to make a few more bucks. Instead of having your publicist call paparazzi when you go clubbing on a Tuesday night.
Wear underwear. Ordinarily, a hottie going commando is a good thing, but I think we can agree in hindsight that having the most famous coo in the world isn't as much fun as you'd think.
Never, ever drive any kind of motor vehicle.
Don't use your own mother as a parenting role model. She effed up.
Embrace the gay male community. It worked for Bette Midler, Madonna, Reba McEntire, Cher, Diana Ross, Celine Dion, and Judy Garland. Then again, those women all had some discenible talent.
Finally, Britney, if you need me to throw you some Johnny-lovin', you know, just to give you a shot of self-esteem and get ya back up on that horse, well okay, but bring a condom. Ewww, bring two, I'm gonna hafta double up in case the first one breaks. That's good advice for anybody. ---------->JMS

LMAO!!! Hey! Don't pick on poor Britney ... see, it's things like this that make people go over the edge. You should be ashamed of yourself, Johnny ...

r:>)