Attorney????

[Brian of the Clan Plush]

I got into music and bands so I could see more boobs.

nearly three decades later, I mostly play in a band so I can see more boobs.

I can barely read music, and I'm not sure I could find Berkeley on a map, but I'm pretty sure I made more money as a musician last year than this douchebag. And I don't need no steenking lawyer (and certainly not one from Philly)

Oh, and....boobs

[DrumAndDestroy]

i do it for the drugs. just kidding...did 'em before i was playing in a band!