Crazy Storys (true ones )

[bassist_25]

As has already been stated, Captain Grammar is just a joke character, most probably perpetuated by a Rockpage regular. Most of the posters, even the well-respected ones here, have had their balls busted by him at least once. Nobody's parsing every post that someone makes, but if you make a post that's almost illegible, then as Rob said, expect a ball busting. As far as threats of violence, everyone's tough behind the computer screen, and if you want to be taken seriously, I suggest not going into super-andronizied mode everytime someone cracks a joke.