Landis DOPED!

Plastered Bastards · Post by **Plastered Bastards** » Saturday Jul 29, 2006

Here is my take on French people:
To quote The Meatmen "French People Suck!"
When I was in Paris a few months back it sucked.There is dogshit literally everywhere.And I mean EVERYWHERE.They have no leash laws.
The Parisians are the biggest jerkoffs and gave us severe attitude because we were American.
I just went with the mindset that if it wasn't for us those bastards would be speaking German fluently.
Plus I think it's jealousy because of the Lance Armstrong winning 7 in a row.
So fuck'em
Cheers!!!!!!!!

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Tuesday Aug 01, 2006

Tests prove Landis' piss contained UNNATURAL TESTOSTERONE in his first sample..

We will know on Thursday if this man is a fraud or not, as the analysis of test "B" will be reported.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Tuesday Aug 01, 2006

Unnatural Testosterone reminds me of lesbians, which makes me happy.

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Tuesday Aug 01, 2006

Unnatural Testosterone reminds me of lesbians, which makes me happy.

I swear thats all you guys think of. A guy here at work had a good line the other day when we said 'guys always want to see that' and he said, no, not me, I KNOW the reality. Meaning he knows what real lesbians really look like I guess, not what they look like in Penthouse....
Yea whats goin on with these goody goody guys walkin the wild side, first this little Mennonite guy cheating and Mel Gibson, the holy Catholic that goes to Mass everyday dissing Jews (and the moron works in an industry full of them).

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Tuesday Aug 01, 2006

No I've just always had a thing for girls with Billy Ray cyrus haircuts and flannels.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tuesday Aug 01, 2006

Sanchez, you are one funny mofo.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

DirtySanchez wrote:No I've just always had a thing for girls with Billy Ray cyrus haircuts and flannels.

I don't know if that is funny or scary.

Anyway, why would anyone trust the French not to f*#k with Landis' sample? I do not trust them. Why in the world would Landis take illegal substances in the middle of the most scrutinized sporting event (in terms of drug testing)?

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

undercoverjoe wrote:
DirtySanchez wrote:No I've just always had a thing for girls with Billy Ray cyrus haircuts and flannels.
I don't know if that is funny or scary.

Anyway, why would anyone trust the French not to f*#k with Landis' sample? I do not trust them. Why in the world would Landis take illegal substances in the middle of the most scrutinized sporting event (in terms of drug testing)?

god i hope for the sake of humanity you didnt procreate..

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

Hurricane wrote:One of my favorite pastimes this time of year is throwing drumsticks into the spokes of riders in the Tour de toona..

Thats funny!

Ever think of how easy it would be to slip them something/ just to set them up?.....People are along the road when runners come by and hand them drinks ...i kno alot just wet thier mouth but that would be an easy way to get someone busted later ...Just a thought!

i also know the amish grow some great weed..."Hemp" I mean...its for rope...honest!

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
undercoverjoe wrote:
DirtySanchez wrote:No I've just always had a thing for girls with Billy Ray cyrus haircuts and flannels.
I don't know if that is funny or scary.

Anyway, why would anyone trust the French not to f*#k with Landis' sample? I do not trust them. Why in the world would Landis take illegal substances in the middle of the most scrutinized sporting event (in terms of drug testing)?
god i hope for the sake of humanity you didnt procreate..

Only to make sure total assholes like you do not have any influence with anything important.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

No I didn't procreate, but I've been practicing.
The wife said she can't practice tonight so I'm gonna see if the neighbor wants to fill in.

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

DirtySanchez wrote:No I didn't procreate, but I've been practicing.
The wife said she can't practice tonight so I'm gonna see if the neighbor wants to fill in.

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

How about the wife AND the neighbor?

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

It would never work.
It would turn into a discussion about shoe shopping or handbags.
Major c#$k blockage. Kinda like most other things, looks nice on paper but when you actually go to do it, theres no chance it's gonna work

4:33 · Post by **4:33** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

ZappasXWife wrote:How about the wife AND the neighbor?

A Menage a Trois? Oops! Pardon my French.

AtoMikEnRtiA · Post by **AtoMikEnRtiA** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

undercoverjoe wrote:
AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
undercoverjoe wrote: I don't know if that is funny or scary.

Anyway, why would anyone trust the French not to f*#k with Landis' sample? I do not trust them. Why in the world would Landis take illegal substances in the middle of the most scrutinized sporting event (in terms of drug testing)?
god i hope for the sake of humanity you didnt procreate..
Only to make sure total assholes like you do not have any influence with anything important.

im the asshole? im sorry but fuck you buddy - you're the total fucking uneducated douchebag on here spouting out hatred for people that cannot control who they are or the circumstances they were born into.. but im the asshole here..

you want me to be an asshole.. im gonna be an asshole..

you're a waste of human intellegence, flesh and blood. You're a total joke to the human race, and society would be much better served if you weren't a part of it..

fuck you. you lose, again

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

DirtySanchez, YOU know the reality....4:33 that blinking icon is hurtin my eyes dude. And your French is excellent as usual....
I love beans !!!!!!

Post by **Jim Price** » Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

Tch Tch Tch...Another thread gets locked because some of us can't get above childish namecalling and other infantile playground behavior.

Can we relegate the namecalling to PM's, Atomik and Joe...I have better things to do with my time than have to continually lock down threads...

Please re-read the rules about posting on this board. Thank you.

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