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I'M KING JAMES BITCH!!!
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"Hi there, the name's Paul! This is my sister Kevin!"
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"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beeetlejuice."
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I thought it was from Ghana, cause her heads Ghana....
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It's common knowledge that the Aincient Egyptians could make the greatest structures, yet they lacked the necessary tools to recreate, effectively, the male anatomy and the female head.
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At some point before the fellacious act, Harold seemed to have displaced his motion lotion with his disappearing ink.
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Finally both of their dreams came true. He wished she would stop bitching and she wished he wasn't such a dick.
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HA ! That's a good one right there !
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This statue depicts the tragic story of King Ghana and Queen Rhea.
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"Prior to the invention of the bag promiscuous behavior among unattractive females was often met with fatal consequences."
old sKool was here...
...and can be found here
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BadDazeGuitar wrote:"Prior to the invention of the bag promiscuous behavior among unattractive females was often met with fatal consequences."
haaaaaa!!!!!!
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BadDazeGuitar wrote:"Prior to the invention of the bag promiscuous behavior among unattractive females was often met with fatal consequences."
That photo has just been old sKooled!!!!
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Ron wrote: Image
"It was her first time giving head, she just couldnt figure out when to stop swallowing..."
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...my lovely lady lump
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overheard by a museum patron....Boy...getting caught having an affair sure can suck....

and if you will follow me to our next exhibit...."scorned woman"
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I'm sorry, I told you it's been awhile.
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