The problem with America is...

[lonewolf]

Hey Rob, remember when TVs were square?

Hell, I even remember ones that were round...the picture tube, anyway.

[metalchurch]

One time a took a chill pill. I ended up in my basement wearing an army helmet, clutching a shotgun. Are you supposed to crush chill pills up and snort them?

Sometimes, depending on the condition of your sinuses that day and of course the quantity of the product.
Juss sayin...

[metalchurch]

The problem with America is ...

... too many white people.

r:>)

^^ This is my guess as well.

[BDR]

One time a took a chill pill. I ended up in my basement wearing an army helmet, clutching a shotgun. Are you supposed to crush chill pills up and snort them?

I prefer to dissolve them in bourbon.

r:>)

[metalchurch]

It softens them up enough that you can snort them whole.

[bassist_25]

Well as long as the Chill Pill isn't an anal suppository...

[metalchurch]

Well as long as the Chill Pill isn't an anal suppository...

Yeah stay away from those type. They're a pain in the ass.

[DirtySanchez]

Well as long as the Chill Pill isn't an anal suppository...

Yeah stay away from those type. They're a pain in the ass.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

[slackin@dabass]

It must be exhausting living in constant fear and paranoia of EVERYTHING. You know, you're born, you live, you die. If you're lucky, you get about 75 years. I've already burned up over half of those years. Why waste a minute of it worrying about things that you will NEVER, EVER be able to do anything about?

Take a chill pill, enjoy some beans, smile once in a while. You may just surprise yourself about how cool life can be when you're not freaking out, crouching in your basement wearing an army helmet and clutching your shotgun.

Jus' sayin'.

r:>)

hey man, i'm not living in constant fear, i just see alot of shit happening that is kinda freaky. i'm not going to change. but, i also feel it's impotant for people to know what is going on with this country. i won't be changing my ways!

[Banned]

It must be exhausting living in constant fear and paranoia of EVERYTHING. You know, you're born, you live, you die. If you're lucky, you get about 75 years. I've already burned up over half of those years. Why waste a minute of it worrying about things that you will NEVER, EVER be able to do anything about?

Take a chill pill, enjoy some beans, smile once in a while. You may just surprise yourself about how cool life can be when you're not freaking out, crouching in your basement wearing an army helmet and clutching your shotgun.

Jus' sayin'.

r:>)

This is why you are the classic sheeple. A couple of guys did not listen to similar advise around 1776 and look at what was possible.

[songsmith]

Man, I bet Y2K was a bummer for ya, Joe. Probably didn't come out of the bunker 'til 2003. --->JMS

[MOONDOGGY]

...We're not Canada.

[shredder138]

UCJoe, you're a funny guy. You seem to know it all. Im anxious to to see all the good you're going to do for this country at the end of the day. Oh wait, probably nothing. Sheeple You are funny.

[Banned]

UCJoe, you're a funny guy. You seem to know it all. Im anxious to to see all the good you're going to do for this country at the end of the day. Oh wait, probably nothing. Sheeple You are funny.

I am not going to do anything for this country. What are you smoking? Why do you ask?

So you go through life not questioning anything? Sounds like you lead a boring life. Just sayin.

[JackANSI]

I am not going to do anything for this country. What are you smoking? Why do you ask?

So you go through life not questioning anything? Sounds like you lead a boring life. Just sayin.

Sounds to me like you're starting to just be part of the problem.

[PStl]

. . . people believe that their voice won't be heard, or their vote won't count.

I encourage anyone that feels this way to please join a new 'special interest' group. 250,000 people in 2 weeks!

http://www.the912project.com/

[felix'apprentice]

the problem with america is ... everyone is tryin to figure out the problem when all they need is someone to stand up like a man and address it. no one wants to hurt anyones feelings anymore...america has become soft. a nation that once stood for something, no longer stands for anything. but dont get me wrong, im proud of the fact that im an american. that reminds me of an e-mail i once got. ... here goes....


When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the
Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard:

"Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, Woe to those who call evil good", but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our
values.
We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.
We have abused power and called it politics.
We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.
We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.
Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Amen!"
The response was immediate. A number of legislators walked out
during the prayer in protest.

- kayla

[shredder138]

undercoverjoe Posted: Thursday Mar 26, 2009 Post subject:

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shredder138 wrote:
UCJoe, you're a funny guy. You seem to know it all. Im anxious to to see all the good you're going to do for this country at the end of the day. Oh wait, probably nothing. Sheeple You are funny.


I am not going to do anything for this country. What are you smoking? Why do you ask?

So you go through life not questioning anything? Sounds like you lead a boring life. Just sayin.

1st. Only marijuana, preferably high quality
2nd. I don't believe I even asked a question.
3rd. I question many things.

And yes, my life is unbelievably boring.

just answerin.

[slackin@dabass]

We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.
We have abused power and called it politics.
We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.

the lottery is used for older people. ever see where the proceeds go?

i kinda agree with the welfare jibe.

i belive the problem with abortion is that no one can agree on when life begins.

agreed on the discipline of children thing.

same with politics.

coveting our neighbors possessions is what stimulates the economy, and keeps people employed. how is that a problem?

words are not negative, it's the attatched idea to the word. fuck isn't really a bad word. it's everyone's preconceived notion that it's a bad word that makes it so. i've said it before. when charles dickens wrote a christmas carol, humbug meant the same thing as bullshit does today. now, humbug is a perfectly ok word to say. porn is bad? i think george carlin said it best: you show me a moron whackin his willy to porn all day and i'll show you a motherfucker that's staying out of trouble!

i know, this wasn't something you said, felix's apprentice, but really, religion is what's mostly wrong with the world. of course, i really only started to feel that way after i found out what the crusades and the spanish inquisition was. and nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

[BDR]

This is why you are the classic sheeple. A couple of guys did not listen to similar advise around 1776 and look at what was possible.

Dude, I am one of the most free thinkers you'll ever meet. Sheeple I am not, that's why you'll never see me taking the party line on anything and rarely do you see me posting in these ridiculous, waste-of-time political threads, other than to bust balls. The only reason I even showed up in this one was to point out how retarded your cry-baby name calling makes you look. I was trying to do you a favor because it's obvious you have no clue as to how retarded you look (and still don't). "B. Hussein" is your fourth-grade way of implying he's a terrorist. As Rob said, it doesn't matter if you deny it — you already have, you'll do it again and we'll all laugh at you — but we know. It's ok.

Funny thing is, I'm not the only one calling you on it. Remember the old saying, if you're the only one that's right and everyone else is wrong, maybe it's actually you who is wrong?

And to be called sheeple is funny coming from the most paranoid person on this board who, like so many actual sheeple in this country, plays into the fears instilled by propoganda machines such as the past administration and random bloggers. Just because something's posted on the Internet does not make it true. Are you all stocked up on duct tape, Joe? Do you own a tin foil hat, too? What are you smokin'?

News flash, it ain't 1776. Aliens are not coming to take over the planet, 9/11 was not a government conspiracy, there were actually missles in those crates that left Cuba during the missle crisis and Elvis is not living a secret life in the Bahamas, he did die on his toilet. Not everything is a cover up. Not everyone has an agenda. Wait! Look out Joe! I think someone's peeking in the window at you!!! Did you set your booby traps outside?

Listen, Boomhauer, if you wanna effect real change in this country, stop flapping your gums and do something productive; change something you can change — do some volunteer work, help out at a senior center, teach a kid to read, take the newspaper to the elderly lady that lives next door to you — do something other that bitch and moan about how shitty this country is. America is great, no matter how bad things might seem at any given point. I know for a fact that the founding fathers would throw up if they met you or someone like you and had to listen to your mouth constantly making negative sounds while you do nothing to better your environment.

Meantime, I'll personally go about doing what I can do to make a difference in this country. There's a benefit show coming up to help two abused kids. It's my obligation as a Patriot and as someone who loves my country to try to help my neighbors. That's how I contribute.

Jus sayin.

Baaaa.

r:>)

[Imgrimm01]

We need to legalize the beating of women, the 40's and 50's were a great time in America because women knew their place ...AT HOME ...preparing meals and cleaning so their men had a comfortable place to relax, and if they ever thought of getting out of line and a slap was warrented , it was OK... Bring back the good ole days,

[DirtySanchez]

We need to legalize the beating of women, the 40's and 50's were a great time in America because women knew their place ...AT HOME ...preparing meals and cleaning so their men had a comfortable place to relax, and if they ever thought of getting out of line and a slap was warrented , it was OK... Bring back the good ole days,

Same with them coloreds. Any history buffs out there? This place has always been fucked. Them good old Patriots that freed us. From What? Taxes? hahahahaha! Britain seems to be doing better than us huh?

I don't hate my country, it's people are just fucking morons sometimes.

[felix'apprentice]

We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.
We have abused power and called it politics.
We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.

the lottery is used for older people. ever see where the proceeds go?

i kinda agree with the welfare jibe.

i belive the problem with abortion is that no one can agree on when life begins.

agreed on the discipline of children thing.

same with politics.

coveting our neighbors possessions is what stimulates the economy, and keeps people employed. how is that a problem?

words are not negative, it's the attatched idea to the word. fuck isn't really a bad word. it's everyone's preconceived notion that it's a bad word that makes it so. i've said it before. when charles dickens wrote a christmas carol, humbug meant the same thing as bullshit does today. now, humbug is a perfectly ok word to say. porn is bad? i think george carlin said it best: you show me a moron whackin his willy to porn all day and i'll show you a motherfucker that's staying out of trouble!

i know, this wasn't something you said, felix's apprentice, but really, religion is what's mostly wrong with the world. of course, i really only started to feel that way after i found out what the crusades and the spanish inquisition was. and nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

ya i agree with ya on the most part, just thought that was an interesting email i got. believe me i have my own thoughts on religion - bible college drop out right here lol ... but ya the welfare thing is something that will fire me up everytime....i know some people who are just plain overweight and collecting money for it. thats ridiculous. but keep working, someone on welfare depends on you ...

- kayla

[DirtySanchez]

.i know some people who are just plain overweight and collecting money for it.

- kayla

Do they pay by the pound? How do I get in on this?

[felix'apprentice]

.i know some people who are just plain overweight and collecting money for it.

- kayla

Do they pay by the pound? How do I get in on this?

HAHAHAHAHA........i dont know, but apparently if you are overweight you cant work so somehow you can collect welfare ...