J Michaels' Daily Chuck Norris Fact

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Monday Feb 13, 2006

Mackovyak wrote:Chuck Norris once ate three 72oz steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Did she survive?

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Tuesday Feb 14, 2006

Tuesday's Chuck Norris Fact:

Chuck Norris once played baseball. When it was his turn to hit, he left the bat behind and decided he would roundhouse kick the ball. The pitcher threw the fastest pitch he could, but the ball exploded halfway to the plate out of pure and utter fear.

YankeeRose · Post by **YankeeRose** » Tuesday Feb 14, 2006

AtoMikEnRtiA wrote:
onegunguitar wrote:

That never happened!!

Thats all a big charade!!

So Chuck Norris got whapped by an oar? (A riot!) It's "OKAY", really...he survived to roundhouse kick another day!