Here's a good one...Mike Vanderjagt attempts suicide

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The Hamilton County emergency received a 9-1-1 call from Vaderjagt's Carmel, Ind. home around 5:00 pm Saturday. Upon arrival, Vanderjagt was discovered to have attempted to commit suicide by hanging. He was held up only by a small wooden chair, with his foot caught between two wooden bars on the back of the chair. According to EMT Mick Barrett, it was apparent that this was a botched suicide attempt. "There were scrape marks on the floor matching the bottom of the chair," said Barrett, "It appears that Mr. Vanderjagt attempted to kick the chair out from under him. However, it is evident by the scrape marks that the chair went straight sideways, and bounced off the wall back in Mr. Vanderjagt's direction, where his foot became caught, and he was unable to complete the act."