Question...

[RobTheDrummer]

If you laid an egg, would you eat it?

[Trucula]

"Would a chicken eat an egg sandwich, or would that be wrong?"

[Diavolo]

I can't wait to hear Imgrimm's reply to this!

[RAM Z]

If you had a chicken and a half, that laid an egg and a half, in a day in a half , how long would it take a grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle, ... true or false?

[witchhunt]

For a grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle, it would require eight legs. That would categorize it as an arachnid. So, false. Definately false.

[lonewolf]

Flag on the play. Illegal emptyheaded waste of thread space.

15 posts and loss of thread.

[YankeeRose]

If you laid an egg, would you eat it?

No. How about answering your own question...
(What was the matter, hungry for Eggs this morning, didn't have any, didn't feel like going to buy any? )



WHY would a Grasshopper "need" 8 legs? I imagine it could use the legs it has.

[ToonaRockGuy]

After further review of Lonewolf's call on the thread, the ruling on the thread is upheld. 15 posts, and loss of thread. RobTheDrummer will be charged with a timeout. Rob, go sit in the corner.

[RAM Z]

witchhunt, the answer is true! There are no bones in ice cream! L.O.L.

[AtoMikEnRtiA]

After further review of Lonewolf's call on the thread, the ruling on the thread is upheld. 15 posts, and loss of thread. RobTheDrummer will be charged with a timeout. Rob, go sit in the corner.

there's no crying on rockpage!

[YankeeRose]

Rules, schmules! Most of us always do our best to "play by the rules". I think it's fun to do away with a few "rules" on here and think "outside the box"
occasionally. In the case of Ram Z's Post, WAY outside the box!
So PFFFFT to rules! (I saw a
PA license plate "PFFFFT"...I passed it as I was heading down through the Greenwood section of Altoona a few Sundays ago.)

[RAM Z]

A good friend of mine, who has a kinda dry sense of humour always used to say the grasshopper thing when someone said something off the wall or "outside of the box" so to speak! I always got a kick out of it I guess.
Rules were meant to be broken and not followed. Rules have too many limitations. It's fun to blurt out a little nonsense once in a while.

[lonewolf]

"Well, alright then. This is getting too silly"

[lonewolf]

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_video/fish.avi

[RAM Z]

That's the spirit!!

[YankeeRose]

Ah yes, the "veddy dry wit" of the Brits. Unless it was someone Benny Hill-like or of course, a member of Monty Python-esque group, I don't think they would appreciate the Egg, Chicken, Grasshopper or the Ice Cream! It would have been "capital and simply smashing" if I could have utilized the link lonewolf provided, but "oh well".

[witchhunt]

Lonewolf,
The Python was priceless. But it leads one to ponder....If you sleep in the raw and when you awake, the cat is licking your penis and you don't shoo it off right away. Would this be wrong?

[esa]

This one time a kitten was still....oh hell...that's just wrong. never mind. i like beans.

[YankeeRose]

This one time a kitten was still....oh hell...that's just wrong. never mind. i like beans.

Esa, did it involve putting the Kitten in the Oven and that not making it a Biscuit? It's entirely possible the beans were laced with something, unless you grew them yourself.



witchhunt, I get the feeling that lonewolf is the wrong person to ask for an opinion on that one...I bet he doesn't even like Cats. Maybe others of the male population can offer theirs...

[lonewolf]

witchhunt, I get the feeling that lonewolf is the wrong person to ask for an opinion on that one...I bet he doesn't even like Cats. Maybe others of the male population can offer theirs...

You have misjudged me. I like all animals (except reptiles), especially cats. My cat even has a web page:

http://www.geocities.com/jcr5/Symbaweb/Symba.html

The scruples answer is: you must train your animal not to do such things!

[YankeeRose]

lonewolf, I stand corrected and Symba is a Beautiful Cat! I may be wrong about witchhunt too, but I don't think he wants to train his Cat, he is just wondering if you think it's wrong if he wouldn't "shoo" it away right away...

[songsmith]

How much luck needs .OO Buck, 'til .OO Buck don't suck? ---->JMS

[YankeeRose]

How much luck needs .OO Buck, 'til .OO Buck don't suck? ---->JMS

Aw, come the Buck off it! You
don't need any Bucking LUCK, you 3 Bucks couldn't possibly suck!

[HIMfag666]

My friend Rhonda used to have a pig that ate Ham.

[YankeeRose]

My friend Rhonda used to have a pig that ate Ham.

My deceased (would now be ex) father-in-law, once told me of how they used to have Laying Chickens and they "got rid of" all of them except this 1 that they couldn't catch...they lived on 8+ Acres of land and had some outside Cats.
This Chicken integrated with the Cats..."Henrietta" thought it was a frickin' Cat! The Cats let it be, too... Well, they'd throw scraps of Chicken out to the Cats and this Chicken would eat it, right along with the Cats...LOL, I'd forgotten about that!