ONE NIGHT STANDS??

Bit*chenWomen1029 · Post by **Bit*chenWomen1029** » Thursday Oct 13, 2005

This is a poll, i wanna know how many of you woke up next to the ugliest one night stand?

Is it true, you would rather bite your arm off them wake them up??

Tell your tales below...... DONT BE ASHAMED......

rreihart · Post by **rreihart** » Thursday Oct 13, 2005

I can't wait to see how Woof' weighs in on this one.

SpellboundByMetal · Post by **SpellboundByMetal** » Thursday Oct 13, 2005

damn, bitchen , how many one nighters have you have??? shouldnt that tell ya something?
i personally never needed one night stands. theres always the disease factor... and the respect issue. plus , i dont drink....so i dont do anything i dont wanna do...or anyone i dont wanna do

Bit*chenWomen1029 · Post by **Bit*chenWomen1029** » Thursday Oct 13, 2005

i HAVE NEVER HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND!!! i am just making a topic lmao, i cant wait to hear some stories makes things on rockpage more interesting!!!

indeed woof will have a amazing and most likely raunchy tale to tell us!!!

Quail Whale · Post by **Quail Whale** » Thursday Oct 13, 2005

i never had a one night stand, but i kissed a guy who was chewing one time by accident.

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Thursday Oct 13, 2005

"Hey, she was pretty last night at closing time!"

ZappasXWife · Post by **ZappasXWife** » Thursday Oct 13, 2005

Quail Whale said

i never had a one night stand, but i kissed a guy who was chewing one time by accident.

And then there was the time you.....and then (well that didn't count)...And then....
Quail Whale says "I didn't even DO anything!"

Bit*chenWomen1029 · Post by **Bit*chenWomen1029** » Thursday Oct 13, 2005

Quail Whale wrote:i never had a one night stand, but i kissed a guy who was chewing one time by accident.

lmao ewwww nasty.......huhueeeyy

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Friday Oct 14, 2005

Bit*chenWomen1029 wrote:This is a poll, i wanna know how many of you woke up next to the ugliest one night stand?

Is it true, you would rather bite your arm off them wake them up??

Tell your tales below...... DONT BE ASHAMED......

I don't think I've stayed around to wake up with the coyote uglies...Usually at some point afterwards I make an exit.

lonewolf · Post by **lonewolf** » Friday Oct 14, 2005

Back in the Pre-STD-Awareness era when sex was not a potentially lethal activity, a one night stand could happen on any night that Forces was playing...generally 2-5 times per week. Since this was also an era when local musicians actually got lots of female attention at gigs, the pickings were not all that bad. I was always gone well before dawn. No sense in complicating matters.

FatVin · Post by **FatVin** » Friday Oct 14, 2005

Bit*chenWomen1029 Wrote:

Tell your tales below...... DONT BE ASHAMED......

Rockpage isn't the usual web board. Most of us know each other personally, we work together, play music together and interact with each other on a weekly if not daily basis, so the usual comfortable warm blanket of anonimity that the web provides just doesn't apply here, therefore, I sincerely doubt that anybody, including me, is gonna get really honest about sex on rockpage.

That said, I would gladly lead by example here but most of my tales date back to the heady days (pun intended) before AIDS and before my nickname was accurate, it was a time before I lived here in Altoona and were I to tell them now, it would sound a bit too much like the "Girl I met in Canada, one time " stories that nerdy guys told in High school,

So, Bit*chenWomen1029, If we should ever meet in person, ask me and I'll gladly tell you true tales that would rival anything you may have read in Penthouse Forum but for now...mum's the word.

Bit*chenWomen1029 · Post by **Bit*chenWomen1029** » Friday Oct 14, 2005

FatVin wrote:

So, Bit*chenWomen1029, If we should ever meet in person, ask me and I'll gladly tell you true tales that would rival anything you may have read in Penthouse Forum but for now...mum's the word.

i may just do that ..lol

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Friday Oct 14, 2005

This one time, at band camp...------>JMS

Bit*chenWomen1029 · Post by **Bit*chenWomen1029** » Friday Oct 14, 2005

songsmith wrote:This one time, at band camp...------>JMS

That is exactly what i pick with my husband about when he tells me he's going to band practice....... lol

poolpimp911 · Post by **poolpimp911** » Friday Oct 14, 2005

I had a few in my time. The best one was this year on my bday. The guys from YUM got me two drunk chicks at YP that tag-team me. What fun it was. Granted when one says and I Quote " sorry im so loose I just had a kid a few months ago"....... The after thought was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, or I may not hit bottom but I will sure rub the hell out of the side's.

The worst was at the Pony Lounge. She was 45 and a MILF. I woke up in her bed at 8 am. I went to the kitchen open the fridge up and hear Who are you? I turn around and there was her 17 year old son. I said "Dude I am here with your mom" He says"Don' t I know you" Its quiet for a second then he say's "Yea I played pool with you at Mully's Billiards before" I was like oh Sh** Left my shirt and jumped in my car and left. To this day I have yet to see either of them.

redawg · Post by **redawg** » Saturday Oct 15, 2005

Looks like a good time to introduce you all to redawg's dirty whore rating system

If you sleep with 10 people, you are a whore. If you sleep with 20 people, you are a dirty whore. For every 10 people you sleep with after that you earn yourself another dirty. That means if you slept with 40 people, you are a dirty dirty dirty whore. If you sleep with 100 people, you earn yourself the title of being a diamond dirty whore.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Saturday Oct 15, 2005

OK, but I don't get it...If you sleep with over a thousand, you're considered a Legend!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Saturday Oct 15, 2005

Okay, never thought I'd say this.
I'm a dirty, dirty, dirty whore. As near as I can remember. Do Bill Clinton rules apply? If oral sex counts, I'm at least 2 more dirty's. Hey, you got your kink, I got mine, don't judge.

Funny system, Redawg!

--------->JMS

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Saturday Oct 15, 2005

Oh God Johnny, I'd hate to see some of them! HAHA

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Saturday Oct 15, 2005

The kinks or the girls? Trust me I'm not proud of too many of either!
I must admit, as the band got more popular, the girlies got cuter and freakier, although I was kind of equal opportunity... I likes 'em a little chubby!

Worst one night stand:
A very busty hottie, the PJ's in Mount Union, two youngins jumping on the foot of the bed next morning, a very pissed-off drug dealer/murderer, and a tight-ass run for my car in my bare feet. At least the sex was good. Come see me play for details.

------->JMS

FatVin · Post by **FatVin** » Sunday Oct 16, 2005

Redawg Wrote:

Looks like a good time to introduce you all to redawg's dirty whore rating system If you sleep with 10 people, you are a whore. If you sleep with 20 people, you are a dirty whore. For every 10 people you sleep with after that you earn yourself another dirty. That means if you slept with 40 people, you are a dirty dirty dirty whore. If you sleep with 100 people, you earn yourself the title of being a diamond dirty whore.

Does that apply to the male as well as the female?

I didn't think so,

Now, for the record, I'm not saying this because I'm some Alan Alda feminist or trying to curry favor with the opposite sex but Becasue I think it's worth examining:

Why is it, that if a man puts 40 notches on his bedpost he's studly, but if a woman does it, she's a ...lemme get this right now... a dirty dirty dirty whore? Isn't that a double standard?

It seems to me that women have as much right to enjoy sex as we men do (at the ones who have slept with me have enjoyed it)

Why put the knock on a woman because she knows what she wants and goes and gets it? Are you somehow threatened?

Personally, I would love it if a reasonably attractive woman (not a high hurdle to clear with me, by the way) would come up to me and say something like "Hey, Vin, Momma needs her medicine and you'll do"

I'd be grateful

really

really

really
grateful.

Quail Whale · Post by **Quail Whale** » Sunday Oct 16, 2005

I sukked a dick for Free Bird...and they didn't even play it....I felt like a dirty bird bok bok bok....

redawg · Post by **redawg** » Sunday Oct 16, 2005

Apply to male as well as female? I never gave it any thought. It's just a funny, stupid thing I made up. I didn't intend it to be any kind of slam towards woman. I made it up to poke fun at myself trying to keep track of my own number. Anyone can apply this to themself or they can just ignore it if they think it's stupid. One thing worse than beer goggles is twisted tea goggles

My number ain't small.

Songsmith, if I make oral sex count, I may have to include hand jobs and toys as well

Rob, whacking it definately doesn't count or we'd all be legends:lol: It may sound insane to some of you but I'd rather sleep with a woman who has a couple of dirtys under her belt as opposed to a woman who's had only a few partners in her life.

From my expierence, the chick with two dirtys has been way better in bed.

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sunday Oct 16, 2005

Vinny Wrote:

Why is it, that if a man puts 40 notches on his bedpost he's studly, but if a woman does it, she's a ...lemme get this right now... a dirty dirty dirty whore? Isn't that a double standard?

Simply because a man can't get loose! HAHA

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Sunday Oct 16, 2005

The sign of a tight band..........sharing the hoe.

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