Instrument Jokes

[Hawk]

Some of these are more true than funny. Or..............true AND funny.


http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/#guitar

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
Twenty, one to hold the bulb and 19 to drink until the room spins.

[YankeeRose]

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? 12,001. 1 to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it
and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.

[4:33]

Where do good musicians go to die?

The Weather Channel