For the record, I would love to find those Sketchers in black... everybody has them in blue (they must be very unfashionable, like myself, yet cushy and comfortable, also like myself). Also, that backpack gives excellent head. Make yer eyes roll back in yer skull.

In addition, the last thing I could do is SLEEP at a BJD show!
Toona and TJ: I am SOOOOO getting even! You too, Jim Price! I knew when I saw the flash go off that picture was going to haunt me... I'm not exactly photogenic, and every picture JP takes of me tends towards numerous chins and various wrinkles and blubber.
My entry in the caption contest:
"If this lap steel was just a little bigger, it would cover my entire erection!"
------>JMS