A better joke than that

[FatVin]

First, must give credit, Ken Dalto told me this joke:


A old farmer is sitting on his porch when this yuppie looking guy driving an expensive SUV pulls up and says "Excuse me, I noticed that you have some milkweed in back there, milk is kinda expensive, do you mind if I help myself". The farmer, a little puzzled says "Sure, go ahead"

SO the guy gets out of his SUV, opens the back, grabs a couple of buckets and goes behind the old farmers house.

about 45 minutes later, he comes back with both buckets full of milk.

About a week later, the same guy comes back to the farmers house and says "Hey, you remember me, Last week, I noticed you had some crab grass, would ya mind?"

The farmer says "sure, no problem."

SO the guy gets out of his SUV, opens the back, grabs a couple of buckets and goes behind the old farmers house.

and sure enough 2 hours later the walks back to his SUV with two buckets of huge live crabs.

About a week later the same guy pulls up again, and this time says "Hey you remember me, last week I thought I saw some pussywillows on your place."

and the farmer says, "I'll come with you."

[DMFJ03]

My sister just came in the room and said...

"Hi, this is Jeffery Dahmer for A1 Steak Sause..."

We both started laughing so hard that she didn't even finish the joke. If I can get the rest out of her, I will post it.