An unusual Drummer & Bass Player wanted ad on Craigslist

[moxham123]

An unusual Drummer & Bass Player wanted ad on Craigslist

I need a DRUMMER & BASS PLAYER (Double time original songs only)

ATTENTION DRUMMER,
Im looking for a drummer that can play the following beat
all my songs use this same pattern
bass drum on beats 1 and 3
snare on 2 and 4
hi hat on 1 and 3 but some times 1,2,3,&4
most tempos are around 145 to 165
but only because its hard to find a guy that can play faster
if you can do that over the course of 1 set (about 50 min)
id like to start playing shows right away

ATTENTION BASS PLAYER
I write very simple basic songs
for bass its mostly 4 to 6 notes all in a box pattern
if you learn one song you know them all
i need a bass player willing follow along and NOT Play Lead Bass
all song tempos are around 145 to 165
maybe even faster if every one can keep up for an entire 50 min. set
i do not want to rehearse this to death
so please be proficient

* Location: Double time original songs only
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[nakedtwister]

Sounds like a real pro.