Dear Deathmaster...

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Tuesday Mar 01, 2005

Hey everyone,

I added a new page to my website entitled "Dear Deathmaster". I wanted to try doing something a little fun, and, hopefully, provide some entertainment to my Rockpage friends.

Click the link at the bottom of my signature and then follow the buttons! It's that simple.

::Wonders what he just set himself up for::

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Tuesday Mar 01, 2005

Thanks but i already wrote Dear Abby about my hemmoroids..

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Tuesday Mar 01, 2005

esa · Post by **esa** » Wednesday Mar 02, 2005

Dear Death Master,

People say my boyfriend is stuck on himself because he has a website dedicated to himself. I don't think that's true. Doesn't that mean he has a big penis to match his ego?

Signed,
Insufferably Inquisitive.

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Wednesday Mar 02, 2005

esa wrote:Dear Death Master,

People say my boyfriend is stuck on himself because he has a website dedicated to himself. I don't think that's true. Doesn't that mean he has a big penis to match his ego?

Signed,
Insufferably Inquisitive.

I don't think penis size or anything else has anything to do with this!

He just has ego problems!!!!

(oh yeah, and he is delusional too!!)

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Wednesday Mar 02, 2005

I am not conceited, I am convined.

gymnast · Post by **gymnast** » Thursday Mar 03, 2005

I am convinced you are an IDIOT. GGGOOSHH (ducks head and runs away sideways)

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Thursday Mar 03, 2005

But who would win in a fight: Death Master or Mini-Bob?

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Thursday Mar 03, 2005

gymnast wrote:I am convinced you are an IDIOT. GGGOOSHH (ducks head and runs away sideways)

Okay, so who is this Gymnast person?!?!? Whoever it is - I like 'em!!

esa · Post by **esa** » Thursday Mar 03, 2005

byndrsn wrote:
gymnast wrote:I am convinced you are an IDIOT. GGGOOSHH (ducks head and runs away sideways)
Okay, so who is this Gymnast person?!?!? Whoever it is - I like 'em!!

You think she's one of my hottest friends...

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Thursday Mar 03, 2005

I think I would win in a fight given our size difference.

However, if it was a verbal argument - Mini-Bob would have me weeping like a little girl on the floor.

esa · Post by **esa** » Thursday Mar 03, 2005

bassist_25 wrote:But who would win in a fight: Death Master or Mini-Bob?

That is tough. I've never seen mini-bob in action. He makes a great "savior" for christmas time though... As Jp makes a great Virgin Mary....

So, I'd have to go with Jae...just because he has the bigger boots.

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Thursday Mar 03, 2005

esa wrote:
byndrsn wrote:
gymnast wrote:I am convinced you are an IDIOT. GGGOOSHH (ducks head and runs away sideways)
Okay, so who is this Gymnast person?!?!? Whoever it is - I like 'em!!
You think she's one of my hottest friends...

How can that be?? When you are around, it would be impossible to find beauty in anything else. right?

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Thursday Mar 03, 2005

Oooh, good cover!

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Thursday Mar 03, 2005

What?? U don't believe me?? What is that all about??

And, who could Esa be talking about?? Hmmmmm - Hey Gym chick, give me a hint please!!!!

gymnast · Post by **gymnast** » Friday Mar 04, 2005

I rode with Esa and Jae to Peter Cs on Saturday to see you guys play.

esa · Post by **esa** » Friday Mar 04, 2005

byndrsn wrote:How can that be?? When you are around, it would be impossible to find beauty in anything else. right?

That is why I love this man! I wish I could convince my sister to get kinky... ::pulls out halo::
Seriously. She's lucky she snagged you first!
::covers jae's eyes up:: love you too hon!

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Friday Mar 04, 2005

Uh huh - that's alright. I see how it is.

Just remember, I've known Tom all of my life and have been his oldschool bitch from waaaaaaay back!

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Friday Mar 04, 2005

Now now now - don't get upset dude!!!!

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Friday Mar 04, 2005

gymnast wrote:I rode with Esa and Jae to Peter Cs on Saturday to see you guys play.

No, still not getting it? I think your hint is too vague. Maybe if you send me a nude picture or something, then maybe I'll figure out who you are. Okay?

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Sunday Mar 06, 2005

gymnast wrote:I rode with Esa and Jae to Peter Cs on Saturday to see you guys play.

Okay, are you ignoring me??? I sent you a PM message - HELLO??

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Sunday Mar 06, 2005

esa wrote:
byndrsn wrote:How can that be?? When you are around, it would be impossible to find beauty in anything else. right?
That is why I love this man! I wish I could convince my sister to get kinky... ::pulls out halo::
Seriously. She's lucky she snagged you first!
::covers jae's eyes up:: love you too hon!

There are sooooo many things I want to say in response to this, but I really feel that it is in my best interest to just keep my mouth CLOSED!!

Love ya too sweetie!!

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Sunday Mar 06, 2005

byndrsn wrote:
esa wrote:
byndrsn wrote:How can that be?? When you are around, it would be impossible to find beauty in anything else. right?
That is why I love this man! I wish I could convince my sister to get kinky... ::pulls out halo::
Seriously. She's lucky she snagged you first!
::covers jae's eyes up:: love you too hon!
There are sooooo many things I want to say in response to this, but I really feel that it is in my best interest to just keep my mouth CLOSED!!

Love ya too sweetie!!

At least you guys keep it in the family

Mo Lester · Post by **Mo Lester** » Monday Mar 07, 2005

I think we a need separate Myers/Urbs Forum for these family affairs!

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Friday Mar 11, 2005

Dear Deathmaster....

This may sound like a nutty question, but when I shave the boys, they feel like chicken skin.... is this normal?

ROCKPAGE

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