NON PROFESSIONAL BASS PLAYER TO COMPLETE YOUR GROUP

[moxham123]

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NON PROFESSIONAL BASS PLAYER TO COMPLETE YOUR GROUP

ATTENTION UNESTABLISHED BANDS......I HAVENT SPENT ANY YEARS IN THE NEW YORK SCENE OR ANY OTHER SCENE FOR THAT MATTER..I AM A UNPROFESSIONAL BASS PLAYER WITH ONLY 15 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND MY WORK ETHICS SUCK, LUCKILY I AM LOOKING FOR A BAND NOT A JOB .I BRING TO THE TABLE, A SIX PACK OF BEER, KINDA SLOPPY PLAYING,SOME EQUIPMENT THAT WAS AT SOME -POINT IN TIME CONSIDERED TOP OF THE LINE BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU I WILL PROBABLY PLAY TO LOUD. I AM INTERESTED IN AVERSION OF THE FOLLOWING TYPES OF MUSIC...ROCK...HARD ROCK. COCK ROCK... PUNK ROCK..ETC

MY INFLUENCES ARE AS FOLLOWED...WOMEN... 70S PORN.... BEER... GNR.... SOCIAL DISTORTION...., ACDC...., BLACK SABBATH..... VELVET REVOLVER....... BOOBIES..... OLD MOTLEY CRUE....THE CULT...THE CLASH...BEER....BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION...I ALSO ENJOY LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND A LOT OF THE 80'S 90'S AND CURRENT MODERN ROCK MUSIC THAT IS SO POPULAR WITH THE KIDS THESE DAYS ..ETC..I AM LOOKING TO PLAY WITH IMMATURE MUSICIANS (AGES 25-35) INTERESTED IN HAVING SOME FUN, DRINKING A FEW BEERS, AND MAKING A FEW $$$$...THE FOLLOWING ARE ENCOURAGED TO APPLY TO THIS ADVERTISEMENT..(HEAD CASES-- CONTROL FREAKS-- ROCK STARS WITHOUT A RECORD LABEL) NOTE.....IM TO LAZY TO DRIVE FURTHER THEN 30 MINUTES FROM THE DANBURY AREA AND BECAUSE I HAVE A REAL JOB (BORING) AND A WIFE IN KIDS AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON TOUR IM AFRAID THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

P.S. DONT YOU HATE WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IN ALL CAPS

[Jasaoke]

Your honesty is refreshing. Thank you. Where is Danbury?

[Banned]

WE ARE LOOKING FOR A GUY LIKE YOU!! I TOO AM INFLUENCED BY 70'S PORN!! BUT THE DOWNSIDE IS, I LIVE IN ALTOONA AND YOU WON'T DRIVE HERE....GOOD LUCK!!!

P.S.
WHERE THE FUCK IS DANBURY?!

[ToonaRockGuy]

DANBURY IS IN CONN.