when it rains it pours

becky · Post by **becky** » Saturday Feb 12, 2005

just wanted to say that homers army is one of the best cover song bands I have ever heard, you guys are right on target with every song, great show, great people.!!! now I know it is saturday morning and you did not get on the road to go home until 3 am, but I wanted to post the fact that we have already put the phone calls in and you are going to be getting the calls from the people we talked about last nite/this morning. lisa called me at the bar at 8:30 this morning to let me know that the contact has been made for the i.c. light amphitheater, you said you were ok with a show that big, so we hooked you up. they are going to be stopping by to pick up your demo cd next week. our local abate chapter will contact you for a show on fathers day weekend and I have three other bars that want to book you. when it rains it pours! so now onto other crap.
the singing penis won an award last nite at the bar, he now has a mini top hat strapped to his head to enhance his performance! and.........
I walked in my house at 3:15 and the phone was ringing already,it was the people that live upstairs, ya know, we kind of had an idea that something was wrong when we lost power during SKELL's last set on the 29th. just so you know, I ended up back at the bar by 3:30 and have a desparate need for some sleep, but NOT gonna happen. I have to meet the electrician around noonish, haven't slept since friday 7:30 am and it doesn't look like sleep is in the forcast until early sunday sometime. when it rains, it pours! any cheap electricians out there?

homerski · Post by **homerski** » Saturday Feb 12, 2005

To Becky and all of the folks at "Potato Heads at Who Cares".

I just wanted to let you know that we had a great time playing for all of you last night. OH, and thanks for the pizza!! Even though the crowd was small, it was definitely a QUALITY crowd. We always enjoy playing for people who appreciate GREAT LIVE MUSIC.

We are looking forward to the next gig at "POTATO HEADS AT WHO CARES"!! You folks are a CLASS ACT... and you deserve all of the success that WILL come your way!

You can inform some of your friends up there that the next time we play there we will be sure to bring our roll of DUCT TAPE. However, we will assume NO LIABILITY for the use of that tape. Man it was hilarious, as soon as she saw that roll of tape, her eyes got wide and almost started to drool. A true DUCT TAPE fetish.. I'm sure it had something to do with past experience with that item.

And to all of you who think "I don't have any reason to go all the way up to Brockway just to see a band.." Well I only have two words for you, SINGING PENIS. That alone is worth the gas money let alone any measly cover charge.

Once again, thanks for making us feel so welcome and appreciated.

John Homerski Jr. - Manager & Drumz
HOMER'S ARMY - Rock Musicians

Griff · Post by **Griff** » Saturday Feb 12, 2005

Hi Becky, I just wanted to say I am sorry to hear about the electrical problem, and I also want to give a thanks for having us up there and making new friends

becky · Post by **becky** » Saturday Feb 12, 2005

thanks guys, I just got back home to hit the shower and get ready for tonite, whew, electricians are expensive! we have penis poppers for tonite's crowd. and the singing penis will be mounted

our goal evidently is to get all the bad shit out of the way and go broke every time we turn around before we are allowed to have any money to spare, and so far we have reached our goal many times over. I only have one more thing to do and that is to hire an excorcist for that evil building! you guys were great and I can't wait to have you back again. griff your lady is a hoot!

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Saturday Feb 12, 2005

Man, I can't wait to see this singing penis thing...And NO, I'm not gay..gonna have a good time in the old towne tonight! Can't wait to meet ya Becky, so sound like one hell of a character! And a cool ass bar owner. See ya tonight!

becky · Post by **becky** » Sunday Feb 13, 2005

robthedrummer, you met the singing penis, you saw the clitter bug, & you got fisted anything else we forgot to mention? oh and got to see the scorch marks on the panel, a little booby flashin, and me get a little shall we say tipsy. ah, I had fun

you guys are really awesome, I enjoyed every minute of it and really needed the laughs, thanks. I will be doing something very special for you guys in the near future. you are a drumming machine! I really think the fist could have used a little more drumming action though. ok its 5am and there were no fires, no well collapsing, no roof leaking,no one stealing anything so I am going to sleep til monday! love you guys and kymm and I will see you soon. shelactafist!

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sunday Feb 13, 2005

I can definitely say that it was a very interesting night...you people gotta see this shit..lol Homer's Army know's what I'm talking about!!! I like the new band, of the 8 shows that I've played with the guys, I've seen about 19 tits...so it's all good!

J Michaels · Post by **J Michaels** » Sunday Feb 13, 2005

RobTheDrummer wrote:I can definitely say that it was a very interesting night...you people gotta see this shit..lol Homer's Army know's what I'm talking about!!! I like the new band, of the 8 shows that I've played with the guys, I've seen about 19 tits...so it's all good!

19?

Hannibal · Post by **Hannibal** » Sunday Feb 13, 2005

Seen 19? My motto is when you see one, you've seen 'em both

RobTheDrummer · Post by **RobTheDrummer** » Sunday Feb 13, 2005

Nahh, I just figured I would throw an odd number in there....