Getting Flashed on Stage

esa · Post by **esa** » Saturday Nov 13, 2004

byndrsn wrote:I really wanted to reply to this thread, but then that "Esa" chick made sooooooo many good points that I really don't even know where to start.

Esa - Get in touch with me!!! (heh heh heh)

You got it! Where am I supposed to touch you? Er uh... umm... never mind. heh

dayzichick · Post by **dayzichick** » Saturday Nov 13, 2004

April not sure if this happens to you, but I get flashed on occasion as well. I have no idea why? Maybe I look bisexual when I"m singing, not sure.
And Tonefight, I stand beside my husband, doesn't make a difference, they still do it to him so there is hope for you.

April · Post by **April** » Saturday Nov 13, 2004

dayzichick...I hear ya! what is up with that anyway?! There have been times when I had as many girls hitting on me as the guys did. very disturbing. It made me question my femininity for a while. But hell, I wear short skirts, I wear makeup, I grope men. I don't understand why girls would think I swing that way. tell ya what, I'll come see you guys some time, and you come see us sometime, and we can let each other know if we are sending out lesbian vibes while we sing.

esa · Post by **esa** » Saturday Nov 13, 2004

Now I'm feeling really really left out!

the herald · Post by **the herald** » Saturday Nov 13, 2004

how come us acoustic bands never get flashed!!???

dayzichick · Post by **dayzichick** » Saturday Nov 13, 2004

April, I've wanted to come see you guys for a while now, I hear really good things about the band. I'll have to check out your schedule. Maybe Esa and I can come flash you and then I'll possibly understand what it is like to be on the other side of the stage, lol. What do you think Esa? We didn't mean to leave you out at all, heck maybe we should all leave em out, lol. Might double the numbers at the shows? Just a thought. I'm not above using sex to sell the band. You gotta use whatcha got right? I think that may be the solution, next time a chick flashes us, we'll just flash her back, before we know it the entire audience will be topless and we'll be rolling in the dough. Ok, I"ve taken it too far, haven't I? It could happen.

byndrsn · Post by **byndrsn** » Saturday Nov 13, 2004

dayzichick wrote:April, I've wanted to come see you guys for a while now, I hear really good things about the band. I'll have to check out your schedule. Maybe Esa and I can come flash you and then I'll possibly understand what it is like to be on the other side of the stage, lol. What do you think Esa? We didn't mean to leave you out at all, heck maybe we should all leave em out, lol. Might double the numbers at the shows? Just a thought. I'm not above using sex to sell the band. You gotta use whatcha got right? I think that may be the solution, next time a chick flashes us, we'll just flash her back, before we know it the entire audience will be topless and we'll be rolling in the dough. Ok, I"ve taken it too far, haven't I? It could happen.

Let me know when and where and you will get my money off me!!
I'LL BE THERE!

Brian of the Clan Plush · Saturday Nov 13, 2004

lesbian vibe.....mmmmmm

I always try to give out lesbian vibes at every gig. As far as I'm concerned, there's no such thing as too much lesbian vibe....hell, I think I'm gonna name my next band The Lesbian Vibe.

Then again, the lesbians I meet in real life never seem to look like the lesbians in my imagination. In my fantasies they all look like Heather Locklear, in real life they're usually more like Roseanne Bar. I think I'll write a song about it....

Lumber Jills

(V1)
Out with the boys
Throwin back a couple cold ones
We were headed to the southside
To check out our favorite band

It was
Shoulder to shoulder
And the crowd was getting restless
When I noticed 2 young ladies
They were getting out of hand

All hugs and kisses
Hands stuck in tight back pockets
One was dirty dancin
The other, nibblin’ on her ear

Bumpin and grindin
They were attractin much attention
No doubt in anyone’s mind
These two were a little queer

(CH)
Yeah they were LESBIANS!
But not the pretty kind
More the type for wearin flannel
And drivin hopped up chevys

Oh they were LESBIANS!
But not the kind you see in hustler
More the kind with too much facial hair
Sometimes they’re kinda heavy…

(V2)
Well we sauntered up and challenged them
To a friendly game of 9-ball
I said I hear you lesbians are pretty good
Care to show us what you got

Well I’m secure in my masculinity
So I’m not afraid to admit it
After 6 or 7 pitchers
Marge and Pat were looking hot

(CH)
Ya see they were LESBIANS!
But not the kind you find on cable
More the kind with their own tool belts
And names like Marge and Pat

Yeah they were LAYZ Bee Annes!
Not the lipstick n lace variety
But a lesbian’s a lesbian
And there’s nothing wrong with that!

Brian of the Clan Plush · Saturday Nov 13, 2004

holy crap I can't believe I just posted that....there's one I wish I could get back....where's the UNDO button on this thing!!!!

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Saturday Nov 13, 2004

Brian of the Clan Plush wrote:holy crap I can't believe I just posted that....there's one I wish I could get back....where's the UNDO button on this thing!!!!

i could tell ya how to get that off there but I don't wanna

April · Post by **April** » Sunday Nov 14, 2004

dayzichick wrote:April, I've wanted to come see you guys for a while now, I hear really good things about the band. I'll have to check out your schedule. Maybe Esa and I can come flash you and then I'll possibly understand what it is like to be on the other side of the stage, lol. What do you think Esa? We didn't mean to leave you out at all, heck maybe we should all leave em out, lol. Might double the numbers at the shows? Just a thought. I'm not above using sex to sell the band. You gotta use whatcha got right? I think that may be the solution, next time a chick flashes us, we'll just flash her back, before we know it the entire audience will be topless and we'll be rolling in the dough. Ok, I"ve taken it too far, haven't I? It could happen.

Oh my god...I think you've really hit on something big here! maybe we should think about playing into this a little more girls. I think there is serious money to be made here. After all, the only thing guys like more than music has to be porn. so we just combine the two and BINGO! we are rich! we girls just need to get together and do a whole show topless. Why wait till we get flashed first? we can advertise it with something like "Hot topless band chicks will ROCK YOUR TOPS OFF with their hardcore lesbian vibe action!"

get ready girlfriends...we are gonna be famous.

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Sunday Nov 14, 2004

Until the PLCB lowers their black boot....

Le sigh, but what a grand thought it was.

::Goes to cry::

esa · Post by **esa** » Monday Nov 15, 2004

You know what else we'll need? A big "dancers" pole in the middle of the stage and a lot of lube..so that as we're doing our lesbo thing on stage we can be all slippery against each other. Should we wear matching thongs or just keep it all nude? And...I definitely think pouring liquor off ourselves into the mouths of our adoring audience would be a pro too. I guess we'll have to make the lube flavored so it doesn't marr the taste of the shots. Am I missing anything else here?

Skate Toad · Post by **Skate Toad** » Monday Nov 15, 2004

"GULP!!" Um can i get advance tickets before ticketmaster gets involved?

Jones · Post by **Jones** » Saturday Nov 20, 2004

Seriously, where does one buy tickets to such an event? Better yet, how much to get them at my gig.

April · Post by **April** » Saturday Nov 20, 2004

hey Skate Toad...you guys have a chick singer...ask her if she wants to join in on this little endeavor with us!