The smell of a concert!

JayBird · Post by **JayBird** » Tuesday Nov 16, 2004

Ok, I love going to concerts as much as the next guy/gal, but the smell - ick! Let me explain - down of the floor or general admission usually bring sabout a uniques odor. Lets add all of these together: natural man odor + natural female odor + man cologne + female perfume + man sweat + female sweat + people who don't use deodorant smell + people who use deodorant smell + male ass sweat + female ass sweat + possbile time of the month odor(yeah yuck) + ass gas male + ass gas female + cigs + pot + spilt beer. Mix all that together...is it worth the torture on your nose?!

I recently attended the GC/Sum 41 show at AJ Palumbo Center. It smelled so bad down on the floor amoung all the people who wanted to push, sway, mosh, etc. I was afraid to breath the air in that place. Next time you're at a show and you start breathing in that wonderful air. Just think to yourself about the combination of odors that created that unique aroma!

tonefight · Post by **tonefight** » Tuesday Nov 16, 2004

Start smoking and it will kill your sense of smell, then you can enjoy your next concert without being bothered by the annoying smell !

OK , Maybe thats not the best choice

Punkinhead · Post by **Punkinhead** » Tuesday Nov 16, 2004

Dude, go to a Slayer show...those people smell like they haven't bathed since Hell Awaits came out...

And the better thing is all the people yelling "SLAYER!!!" over and over again...and then growling, and then threatening to sacrifice someone to the lyrics of a song...dead serious..this is what I've went through every time I've seen them, cept Ozzfest....cause I didn't go...and damn it, I missed Dimmu

esa · Post by **esa** » Wednesday Nov 17, 2004

JayBird wrote: + man sweat + female sweat + male ass sweat + female ass sweat + possbile time of the month odor(yeah yuck) + ass gas male + ass gas female .....

I would just like to take a moment here and clarify something. Growing up "a lady" meant you never snorted when you laughed, chewed with the mouth closed, had napkins on your lap, or passed gas of any kind...fart, belch,... what not in front of your significant other or anyone else in the room. Ladies do not take a shit and they definitely don't break wind (it was spencer, I swear it was!), and carbination is a nasty nasty nasty thing. It forces you to belch discreetly into your hand. Okay. So a little more than four years ago, I met the guy who would deprogram me. So... I don't know if I can proudly say I'm adding to the worlds' bowl of ass soup... but I can definitely snipe you with a sbd. ::grins::
Oh yeah..and ladies don't sweat, they "glisten"....::snorts:: I glisten like a pig when I'm hot...

RamRod 1 · Post by **RamRod 1** » Wednesday Nov 17, 2004

Wow! I haven't been to any concerts in a while, but back in the 70's there were so many "Pot clouds", that a fart would never have had a chance.

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Wednesday Nov 17, 2004

I was too busy getting rained on and protecting Esa and my little sister from very large, and generally angry people in mosh pits at our last concert so...I missed out on these smells.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thursday Nov 18, 2004

Ah, the pot cloud... a free contact buzz was just an added bonus, it was figured in to the cost of your $13.50 ticket, I think. Back when $20 got me half a tank of gas, death dogs & Dew, and a general admission ticket. That's what I paid to see one of metal's classic double-bills: Iron Maiden (Number of the Beast Tour) opening for Judas Priest (Screaming for Vengeance Tour) at City Island in Harrisburg in 1982. When Priest started "The Hellion," I was hypnotized... I just stood there with a sh*t-eating grin and semi-wood. The pot cloud ruled, too.---->JMS

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