Dr. Phill advice

[byndrsn]

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of
Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Halloween candy, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how fucking good I feel. Hope it works as well for all of you!

[HurricaneBob]

LMAO!

[Ron]

Good advice, now if I could only find that roach. Hehe.