~*~Voting~*~

[esa]

Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Election Jokes

10. "With a poll like that, I'm suprised he can gallup at
all."

9. "She starts chanting, 'four more minutes! four more
minutes!'"

8. "That's not the voting lever, but don't stop pulling."

7. "This isn't how it looks--I'm just joining a third party."

6. I prefer Bush, but I don't know who I'll vote for."

5. "So that's where Katherine Harris was hiding the Al Gore
votes."

4. "Unfortunately, his margin of error was plus or minus
three inches."

3. "Get used to it, honey--we live in a swing state."

2. "I thought you had trouble maintaining an election."

1. "I saw your sister with Mary Cheney--there was no sign
of Dick."

[byndrsn]

okay, I had many things I wanted to reply to when I read this post - but I think that I must refrain.

Very very very funny. I think I will leave it at that!!