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The Jeep from Hell: The Final Chapter Today i sold my Jeep for $800.00 to some girl looking for her first car. The car finished out with 191,000 miles 2 dents (both from my feet) 2 wrecks that it was collected into and managed to escape unscathed 1 avoided deer 1 avoided beer keg 2 blown break line...

I am a smoker. And there is only ONE botom line to my opinion. Who the hell is ANYONE to tell me what i can or cant do. I'm not bothering anyone and im not breaking the law. However, Should such a law be passed "banning" me from smoking. You guys will see me in jail. Because i will get a c...

BadDazeRob wrote:Resistance is futile.

Someone call Patrick Stewart!


Help me Obi Wan Stewart...You're my only hope!

The Borg got Rob! They got em! All is lost! ALL IS LOST!

Hey man thanks! I cant think of anything better for you to do then stay in with the family. No shows for me tonight. Tonight i will be selfish and hang out with some friends.

Tell your kids the rockpage page crew said Happy New Years!

-Dakota

Hail SeVeR!

And the motherfucker that makes me run red lights...God Damn It!

backlash bass wrote:I've seen way too many boobs this year.

Dude..me too!

You just acheived god status. haha

If you make this a political debate, you are fucked up. I don't think any side of the coin wants to put the people in harm. It couldnt have been said better. I didn't know they called the counter-terrorism hotline and scheduled a fucking appointment. lol Also a good point. lol I'm not a Bush basher...

ToonaRockGuy wrote:

DirtySanchez wrote:The better question is Who would win in a fight between Lemmy and God?

Trick question. Lemmy IS God.

I hate you. You beat me to it. lol

My money is on Martians.

EDIT: With my smartass stuff out of the way. I will accept that SOMEONE (Not bush nor Cheney) may have some sort of deal going on. It wouldnt suprise me. Go read "Dark Rivers of The Heart" and then get back to me.

WerewolfMovies wrote:Lol...
Santa's a drunk.

He's gotta be on something. Who else can travel the world in 1 night, break into homes and eat milk and cookies?

bassist_25 wrote: Actually, if I were to take a guess, it was probably a term first coined by a music journalist or an A&R person.

I dont know. The bands that have been coming out over the last year. I wouldnt put it past them.

well i certainly don't expect the nu-metalheads to split sides in laughter while their posterboy hula hoops himself to the next Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue... I'm definitely a metalhead. But i dont understand why people added the "Nu" part. It all comes back to a group of bands that t...

You and your family are in my prayers. I'm terribly sorry to hear about your loss.

-Dakota
Primate-Studios

UNEARTHA7XMatt wrote:I never gave ya shit before Dakota but now I know all this the whole Stop Light thing will be nothing. Trekkie!

I'm gonna kick you in the balls next time i see you. Unfortunately you dont give a man a big target. lol jk

I've had a similar things happen to me. I'll be hanging out with a girl and the slightest mention of StarTrek and or Stargate she leaves and my balls pack their bags. Even the bands i work with give me shit about it. lol

No...that movie wasnt shitty...it was just plain gay. I never watched it nor do i ever want to. lol I didnt mention any of the real bad ones because i figured we all knew exactly which ones i was refering too. haha

Heath Ledger is an amazing actor. He just has a bad agent. He always gets involved with these weird ass movies. Or just plain shitty ones. When he was announced as the new joker i knew it would be kick ass. I told a friend about it and he was like "dude..thats going to suck!" I've seen Hea...

I feel like a god! lol Dont ruin this for me. This just proves everyone gets laid alot more then i do! haha

Owned..All of you! Owned! lol jk

New York, New York


Frederick, Maryland

Im a PC kid all over. But that may be a bit too complicated. You often have to update your system for newer games. But id pin my system up against a 360 any day.

And can you download porn on a 360? Thats what i thought. lmao jk

This video is Killacycle, The worlds fastest electric drag bike. And its all electric. He's one of the main guys on the Killacycle team..but he doesnt drive it. Here's why. Go ahead and fast forward to the 3 minute mark.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YV8_meso6kU

Damn, Bakers got some pipes!