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If you would like to volunteer all you have to do is go down to the shelter and fill out a volunteer forum and let them know what kind of jobs you would like to do at the shelter. At the Altoona Humane Society talk to Tammy. She's in charge of the volunteers and really nice.

I think I might still be drunk...

We actually agree on something.

The one where he is contemplating suicide is the best.

So, "My God has a bigger dick than your God."

Thank you George Carlin.

heee heee oops http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

I found this while I was searching for religious art (you know sinners burning in hell, women being rapped by the devil, happy stuff like that.) While I think no one can argue that Boy George and Elton John are hella gay, I'm finding it difficult to believe that Motorhead and Eagles of Death Metal w...

Yeah Shhhhhhh.....

I can't believe they asked Prince to do the half time show after the whole Janet Jackson fiasco. From what I remember Prince's tv performances were always a few items of clothing away from being full on orgies. Of course things may changed now that he is all religious and what not.

You call it kissing ass, in the real world it's called promoting ones self and work in a positive manner. Good plug for my party by the way Steve. Don't forget kids: Inflatable sumo wrestling, limbo contest, $4 Jager bombs and Jamacian Rum Runners, and $2 Captain and Cokes.

Seriously if you were even worth talking about, someone would be willing to back you up on it. Oh and "weeping" with my dildos. That's almost as lame and pathetic as you are.

You would lose both those bets. It's actually more likely that every woman who has ever had the misfortune of having sex with you, thinks that you are the world's worst lay.

SpellboundByMetal wrote:ooohhh, a plug party, huh? nothin like some good AIDS swapping.

I'm doubting you're invited so there won't be any STD's flying around.

You wanna know that great thing about public forums on the internet? If there is a topic you don't like, you can not read it. You don't like this topic than stay the fuck out of it. Please.

Hitler was a paranoid madman, who was bought and paid for by German industrialists. When he finally became insane enough to think that he could run the German "war machine" is when Germany started to lose the war. He charisma and being a fantastic public speaker are the only two things you...

Everyone should breed. As unlikely as it seems, Bubba the Bonehead could be walking around with the gene that could save humanity from some super disease or enviromental factor that could develop in the future. If you cut his nuts off you kill the human race. Nature works in a very screwed up sort o...

I'm going to make the assumption that I've slept with at least one more "real" man than you have. They don't always get the job down and sometimes a little extra help is nice. Saying shit like that only makes you seem super insecure, not macho.

Before you can even talk about whether it's nature verses nurture that influences IQ, you have to come with a way to measure it. If I remember correctly from my Psychology class there are 3 or 4 widely used ways to measure IQ and each of those will give you a different answer. The problem with IQ te...

oops sorry time for someone to go to bed. I promise you, no buttery nuts. I don't think I've ever had the pleasure of meeting buttery nuts. Don't know if I want to.

California Exotic's Matador II. I promise, you know buttery nuts.

In my opinion, every man should come with a vibrating cock ring.

I remeber seeing a punk version of those once. I believe the songs included Anarchy in the UK by the Sex Pistols and Rock the Casbah by the Clash.

If some singer songwriters ever send us a video then there will be singer songwriters on the show. What is and is not on the show has nothing to do with we do and don't like. Whoever gets off the rears and sends us a video is put on the show, it is a rather simple concept really.

Are there any good games for the Wii? Evey game I've seen so far for the 360 is amazing. Dead Rising and Gears of War are seriously bad ass. I can't wait to see what the new Resident Evil is going to look like on that system!! Judging by the video that IGN has posted it looks like it is going to be ...

Good times at the Phyrst in State College with The Nightcrawlers. Noah always has these little nuggets of wisdom when he's been drinking. Last night it was: "You know there are millions of sperm out there and no matter how hard life is, remember you are all winners, because you got in there man...

I think the sky is blue because.... I don't know.....