"Chicken"

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:53 pm

Meat from a cow is called, Beef.

Meat from a pig is called, Ham or Pork or Bacon or Sausage.

Meat from a deer is called, Venison.

Meat from a chicken is called ... yep, you guessed it ... Chicken.

WTF?!?!?

r:>)

rreihart · Post by **rreihart** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:57 pm

BadDazeRob wrote:Meat from a cow is called, Beef.

Meat from a pig is called, Ham or Pork or Bacon or Sausage.

Meat from a deer is called, Venison.

Meat from a chicken is called ... yep, you guessed it ... Chicken.

WTF?!?!?

r:>)

Poultry

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Poultry is the class of domesticated fowl (birds) used for food or for their eggs. These most typically are members of the orders Galliformes (such as chickens and turkeys), and Anseriformes (waterfowl such as ducks and geese).

The word poultry is often used to refer to the meat of these birds. In a more general sense, it may refer to the meat of other birds, such as pigeons or doves, or game birds like pheasants

I guess technically we should say we want a Poultry sandwich? But you have a good point.

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:04 pm

Dude, this is just a guess but I'm gonna say you're high as a kite right now huh?

rug · Post by **rug** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:48 pm

we park in driveways & drive on parkways...go figure.

Big Jim · Post by **Big Jim** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:56 pm

As much as I hate to keep this thread going...

If you send a package on land, it's a Shipment.

If you send a package on a ship it's Cargo.

bassist_25 · Post by **bassist_25** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:55 pm

And isn't it funny that you take a shit. That's a bit of a misnomer I think, since you are technically expunging/making a deposit of shit.

GUITARII · Post by **GUITARII** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:36 am

Shouldn't it also be "Park & Eat" instead of "Eat & Park"?

Dragan Kalasa · Post by **Dragan Kalasa** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:18 am

Yeah...and when is Final Fantasy gonna be "FINAL." All you gamers think about that while you're eating your chicken sangwich

Also, as I was riding with my wife going shopping we seen this on a church billboard (I guess you can call it that)

"To be independent, you must first be dependent on Jesus."

Now, I know what they're getting at, but that's an oxymoron.

P.S. The final fantasy series kicks ass, as well as the movie "Advent Children." In no way shape or form do I wish to see Final Fantasy be final. AND...I'm not sacreligious.(I don't think)

HarleyRo1 · Post by **HarleyRo1** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:20 am

and what if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about??

rreihart · Post by **rreihart** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:24 am

GUITARII wrote:Shouldn't it also be "Park & Eat" instead of "Eat & Park"?

The name of the restaurant chain is Eat'n Park, like as in Eating Park. It's not meant to be Eat And Park.

rreihart · Post by **rreihart** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:50 am

Dragan Kalasa wrote:
"To be independent, you must first be dependent on Jesus."

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:09 pm

Great point about the chicken/food name thing... I've always wondered the same thing. Here's another one that has always "bugged" me.

I would imagine the name "Fly" was given to a fly because.... they fly.
If that's the case, shouldn't ants be called "Walks"?

drums=life · Post by **drums=life** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:21 pm

They call them a "pair of underwear" when it is one piece... WTF

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:05 pm

Why are they called apartments when they are connected ?

DirtySanchez · Post by **DirtySanchez** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:12 pm

Who Farted?

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:37 pm

Why do they call the guy you pay to MAKE you money a BROKER?--->JMS

Dragan Kalasa · Post by **Dragan Kalasa** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:19 pm

And why the hell would you name a turtle "Speedy?"

**Insert any random "Seinfeld" intro**

What's that new thing on TV about what the tobacco companies said 30 years ago? Is it "Whatthafuxup?"

jangel · Post by **jangel** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:46 pm

and so it goes.........why is it a hamburger...... and its made with beef?

Charltor · Post by **Charltor** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:17 am

and why do they call it a blow job when it should be called a suck job!

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:58 am

... and what's the deal with monkey bread? I mean, it's not bread, and it's not made from monkeys ...

I mean, come on ...

r:>)

Dragan Kalasa · Post by **Dragan Kalasa** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:32 pm

Why are we so "dependent" on fireworks on Independence Day and more specifically can't buy just any kind of fireworks in PA, legally? I guess that means it's illegal to really celebrate Independence Day. In it's most extremely vague form.

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:13 am

OK, OK ... apparently, someone in Jamaica has come up with an alternative for using the word "chicken" when referring to food ...

r:>)

jangel · Post by **jangel** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:12 pm

Damn... I bet that hurts in boiling water....

witchhunt · Post by **witchhunt** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:34 pm

Why do we order a fish sandwich? We wouldn't order a "meat" sandwich.

They say "Get on the plane". Fuck you, I'm getting "in" the plane. Let Evel Kneivel get on the plane.

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:02 pm

Why is it that sometimes your nose runs and your feet smell?

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