.00 Buck

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:04 am

.00 Buck coming soon

Hard Hittin Honky Tonk Americana

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:39 pm

You heard the man!!!! Not your dad's country!

Wait.

Um....

Okay, yeah it IS your Dad's country. Turns out your Dad is cool.
No whiny stuff. Beer is for drinking, not crying into.
No Froggy stuff. Say it with me.... "Country"... not pop crap.
A certain "Slim Red Reverend" helped us to realize you can play country music with verve and integrity, and people will dig it. We hope you will.--------->JMS

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:39 pm

Auditions for "Buckettes" are now open

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:57 am

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:20 pm

The New Stayfree High-Brass Turkey-Load Tampon! Swim! Play tennis! Ride a bike! Bag a gobbler!-------------->JMS

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:22 pm

Is that your first cd cover?

red · Post by **red** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:26 pm

Best of luck men! Where did you come up with the idea?

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:11 am

red wrote:Best of luck men! Where did you come up with the idea?

lol

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:15 am

From The Hurricanes. RFLMAO

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:19 am

That was the last band....

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:20 am

I get confused at my age.

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:15 am

songsmith wrote:The New Stayfree High-Brass Turkey-Load Tampon! Swim! Play tennis! Ride a bike! Bag a gobbler!-------------->JMS

Man that looks like a gobbler!!!!!!!!

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:17 am

Giddy Up

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:20 am

Hey John we wanna see fire and laser bea....... Oh shit never mind we'll leave that for the Canes' since they're not all that and a bag of chips!!!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:28 pm

I have a laser-guided weiner. A meatseeker. Ladies, if you're out somewhere and see a glowing red dot in your cootch-ial area, hit the deck! And put your ankles behind your ears.

And, yeah, I'm going from a Hurricanes tribute band to a BJD tribute band. Next up, a jam band called Plazma. With a backwards Z.----->JMS

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:31 pm

songsmith wrote: And, yeah, I'm going from a Hurricanes tribute band to a BJD tribute band. Next up, a jam band called Plazma. With a backwards Z.----->JMS

Waitaminnit, we're a Hurricanes tribute band? Where's my Wild Turkey?

Although that explains why we need two guitarists . . . if you stack me and songsmith on top of each other, we're about as tall as Felix.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:04 pm

I dunno if I like the idea of stacking you on top of me, or me on top of you. Not after the last time.

------>JMS

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:14 pm

Who gets the top, the lead guitarist or the lead singer?

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:12 pm

I don't know Joe but you're welcome to the bottom

Also if you're a "Buckette" you get your choice of top or bottom

And to each new "Buckette" that signs up you get a free gobbler!

TJ Kelly · Post by **TJ Kelly** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:35 pm

Johnny you know that there's medicine for that and it smells like popcorn

Signed
Brian C.

nakedtwister · Post by **nakedtwister** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:23 pm

Yo John and TJ,
Generation Gap wishes you all the best with your new venture? Even though my girl doesn't like country I will come and check it out . I happen to love it. Maybe I could be a " BUCKER"!!!!!!!!!!

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:13 pm

I think we'll call the guys "Bucknuts" or something like that. Buckwads. Buckheads. The band wives can be Mother Buckers. Keep it coming. (Do I smell popcorn?)---------->JMS

Quail Whale · Post by **Quail Whale** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:16 pm

Q: What's the difference between beer nuts & deer nuts???

A: Beer nuts are $1.69 per pound, and deer nuts are under a buck.

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:33 pm

I'm stealing that one for stage patter.

----->JMS

ToonaRockGuy · Post by **ToonaRockGuy** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:44 pm

Audience Member: "PLAY SOME SLAYER!!!!"

Songsmith: "Buck Off."