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todd17063 · Post by **todd17063** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:56 am

what's the quickest way to kill weeds in the garden?

A: Don't plant a garden.

Q: Does an inflatable sheep feel like the real thing?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:30 pm

todd17063 wrote:
Q: Does an inflatable sheep feel like the real thing?

A: NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Q: Whats the best way to bleach your pubes?

Trucula · Post by **Trucula** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:16 pm

A : What pubes???

Whats the ugliest part of any relationship?

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:11 pm

Trucula wrote:
Whats the ugliest part of any relationship?

The in-laws.

Why are there no Preparations A through G?-------->JMS

Bag · Post by **Bag** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:52 am

There is...
A is for your ass
B is for your balls
C is for your cunt
D is for your dick
E is for your ear
F is for your feet
G is for your gonorrhea

What's the best way to get to Altoona?

BDR · Post by **BDR** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:29 pm

DMFJ03 wrote:Q: I wanted to go and hang out with BadDazeRob, but I got side tracked by a can of beans. How should I appologize for missing our "date"?

I didn't even know we had plans.

Oh well, good thing I had my own beans. BTW, 4/20 rocked.

Bag wrote:What's the best way to get to Altoona?

In the trunk.

r:>)

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:29 pm

The fastest way is down the Buckhorn on a crotch rocket.

Baceman Spiff · Post by **Baceman Spiff** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:43 pm

Bag wrote:What's the best way to get to Altoona?

practice.

DrumAndDestroy · Post by **DrumAndDestroy** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:06 pm

DMFJ03 wrote:The fastest way is down the Buckhorn on a crotch rocket.

during an icestorm

DMFJ03 · Post by **DMFJ03** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:49 am

Q: What exactly a Set List?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:21 am

DMFJ03 wrote:Q: What exactly a Set List?

That list Felix and the Hurricanes use for every show.

Why should I go to work this Friday?

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:01 am

So your girlfriend can have her boyfreind over while youre gone.

What kind of oil should i put in my car?

Mistress_DB · Post by **Mistress_DB** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:02 am

baby oil.

What should I get pierced next?

HurricaneBob · Post by **HurricaneBob** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:52 am

Mistress_DB wrote: What should I get pierced next?

Your hemorrhoids.

Why is there air?

CCdrums · Post by **CCdrums** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:47 am

To fill the heads of many people I've come in contact with.

What is the name of that little groove between your nose and your upper lip?

Colton · Post by **Colton** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:51 am

Thats her clit.

What song should i learn next?

CCdrums · Post by **CCdrums** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:31 pm

The chicken dance....great for weddings.

Who farted?

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:21 pm

The old lady who asked "Where's the Beef".

is love really a battlefield?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:28 pm

No---its more of a sewer.

Is the grass really greener?

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:33 pm

well that depends on where you are, and where you're looking, if you're on one side and looking at the other side, the hell yes it is!!!

Would it be funnier if Viagra was sold over the counter for use in great practical jokes?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:59 pm

It all depends on if you consider 4 hour wood a practical joke.

Should I continue mowing my lawn in a thunder storm?

songsmith · Post by **songsmith** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:35 pm

undercoverjoe wrote:Should I continue mowing my lawn in a thunder storm?

Yes, but don't take a Viagra, it gives you a taller silhouette.

If I "go black," will I ever go back?

------------------------>JMS

KyleMayket · Post by **KyleMayket** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:41 pm

..... no.....never. trust me....

why is it always funny to be loud and obnoxious in an extremely crowded place?

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